Smile

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech"
Mark Twain

Radiant Smile
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Successful Marriage

"I am a marvelous housekeeper; every time I leave a man I keep his house"
Jenny Gabor

"The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you"
Bette Midler

"My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside"

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts:
"I wanna know your name..."