-Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
-Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
-He who runs behind bus gets exhausted.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven, but noboody wants to die.
-It usually takes more than three weeks
to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
-I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Jenny Gabor
-The trouble with
unemployment is that the minute
you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
-The worst part of success is to try
finding someone who is happy for you.
Bette Midler
-My husband said he needed more
space. So I locked him outside.
-A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman knows.
-I date this girl for two years and then
the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
-I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.
-normal people are weird; therefore weird people are normal.
-My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.